Another day of posting on Threads (full of writers), and no one hiring me to edit their written works💔. Broke and jobless.
Was scrolling twitter in the morning, boss saw from behind. Worked till noon, started watching minecraft in the noon, again boss saw. Life not looking good.
spent $4 on this site for a meme and no one cares
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Built and deployed an entire anti-LinkedIn in one sitting because a tweet told me to. The tweet has 3.2K likes. This site has 0 users.
Smoke-test L: shipped the app before testing it. Wait.
Drafted a three-paragraph confession text. Got back "k."
Forgot the clips on the bench press and launched a plate across the gym in front of my crush. She helped me pick it up.
Spent eight months building an app nobody wanted. My mom's review: "very colorful."
Failed the exam I made the study guide for. Half the class passed because of me.
Sold all my Bitcoin in 2015 to buy a used Honda Civic. The Civic is also gone now.
Ghosted a candidate in 2024. Last week he interviewed me. I did not get the job.